A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Ebola

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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ass in my face ? no

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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