How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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