- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

You're Adopted.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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