What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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She said no

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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