Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Justin's hair

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

thumb_up thumb_down -17

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops