how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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