Rachel not blowing Robert.

Dogs in my home.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A mans opinion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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