yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Anti Joke

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