- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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