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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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