- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

#Hanging Degus

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

LIFE :(

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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