two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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