- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

crap!!

Charlotte Bobcats

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Chicken penis.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

my name is Jacob sartorious

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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