YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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People Order Our Patties

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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