why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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