Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

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