Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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a potato flew around my room

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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That's what she didn't say

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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