- Anti Joke

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.