a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Strawberries!

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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