"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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You're welcome!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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