Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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