Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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knock knock who's there aids

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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shut up iggy

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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