What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Harry Styles

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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