- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

roses are red violets are blue im in class

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Womens' Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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