She said no

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Jesus was a good guy

whats long and green? weed

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Billy Cundiff.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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