- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Cleveland winning something

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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