Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Neither does he.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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homework

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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You're Adopted.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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colby doesnt shave

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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