Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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brainfart

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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President Donald Trump

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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