0 + 0 = 0

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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poop

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Obama

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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