what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

why is john so fat years of over eating

I never asked for this.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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