Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Paper shield.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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