- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Hillary Clinton

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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