- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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