- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

who is mark

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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