why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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