- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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what time is it? 3:16

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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