Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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say cheese

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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