What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Wy did the chicken?

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5

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out of your comfort zone

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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bees knees

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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