A Jew! Bless you.

Tell you something funny.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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