- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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