a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

your going to die

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

The Pope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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