- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

This is a joke

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Justin's humor

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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