What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Bob dole

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

David Silberberg is gay

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Snooki

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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