- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Justin's humor

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Twenty-Four

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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