- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist