Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

how may i help you

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Agent 47.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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