roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Mitt Romney penis

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Obama

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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