A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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