- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

banana

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How long is a china man?

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Womens Rights

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??