What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

full house

I just can't stand sitting down!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Breast cancer.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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