There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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