- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did I do last night?work

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Bob dole

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Wy did the chicken?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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