Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Womens rights

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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