No thank you, I don't like violence

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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E= McVagina

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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