Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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gay people

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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