Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Black Friday

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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