- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Your dads dead. lol

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

shut up iggy

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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