A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Breast cancer.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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