Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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refridgrator

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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