- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

whats black and white? a zebra

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

pickle sniffer

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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