- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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