- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Do you like your life? No. OK.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did the man without a tongue say...

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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