A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Donkey lips

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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