I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Membean

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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I was born.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Fiats

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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