Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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hit the thumbs down button

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Knock knock Come in

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jwe

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Jews

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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