- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

long in the tooth!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Neither have I

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock knock Come in

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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