Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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TOBUSCUS

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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