A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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