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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Hillary Clinton

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Nicolas Cage

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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