- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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