Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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TWIX PAUSE!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Penis

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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