- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

knock knock get lost!

TOBUSCUS

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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