- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

its all aodhan

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

hahahahaha thats not funny

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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