- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

There's a god, just kidding.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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