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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.