What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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donald................duck for president

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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