What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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