how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Women's rights.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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