- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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