Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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3.14159365358979323846264

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Joke.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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boner

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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