A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're welcome!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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