this is not an anti joke

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Women.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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