Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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