Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Sarah Palin

There's my tractor.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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